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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064624735" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Hard As A Rock</p><p></p><p>An old man woke up in the middle of the night and found, to his </p><p>utter astonishment, that his pecker was as hard as a rock for </p><p>the first time in two years.</p><p>He shook his wife by the shoulder until she woke up, and </p><p>showed her his enormous boner.</p><p>"You see that thing, woman?" he happily exclaimed. "What do </p><p>you think we ought to do with it?"</p><p>With one eye open, his wife replied, "Well, now that you've got all </p><p>the wrinkles out, this might be a good time to wash it!"</p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>There once was a man from Cass,</p><p>who’s balls were made out of brass.</p><p>During stormy weather,</p><p>his balls clanged together,</p><p>and a lightning bolt shot from his ass.</p><p></p><p></p><p>There once was a man from Pompeii.</p><p>Who fashioned a cunt out of clay.</p><p>He stuck in his prick;</p><p>The clay turned to brick;</p><p>And wore his poor foreskin away.</p><p></p><p></p><p>There once was a young mouse named Keith</p><p>Who circumcised boys with his teeth</p><p>It wasn’t for leisure</p><p>Or sexual pleasure</p><p>But to get to the cheese underneath</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064624735, member: 14320"] Hard As A Rock An old man woke up in the middle of the night and found, to his utter astonishment, that his pecker was as hard as a rock for the first time in two years. He shook his wife by the shoulder until she woke up, and showed her his enormous boner. "You see that thing, woman?" he happily exclaimed. "What do you think we ought to do with it?" With one eye open, his wife replied, "Well, now that you've got all the wrinkles out, this might be a good time to wash it!" ===== There once was a man from Cass, who’s balls were made out of brass. During stormy weather, his balls clanged together, and a lightning bolt shot from his ass. There once was a man from Pompeii. Who fashioned a cunt out of clay. He stuck in his prick; The clay turned to brick; And wore his poor foreskin away. There once was a young mouse named Keith Who circumcised boys with his teeth It wasn’t for leisure Or sexual pleasure But to get to the cheese underneath [/QUOTE]
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