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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064624442" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Shrimp</p><p></p><p>Little Johnny runs into the living room one day and says, "Mom, why has Granny got a shrimp between her legs?"</p><p></p><p>"Don't be silly; Granny hasn't got a shrimp between her legs!" his mother replies.</p><p></p><p>But Little Johnny is insistent "She has, she has!" he shouts.</p><p></p><p>With this his mother grabs Little Johnny by the hand and says, "Ok, I have had enough of your foolishness. Show me!"</p><p></p><p>Little Johnny drags his mother into grandma's room where, being a very hot evening, Granny is fast asleep on top of her bed with no clothes on.</p><p></p><p>Little Johnny drags his mother to the end of the bed and points between Granny's legs. "Look I told you so" he says. "See the little shrimp!"</p><p></p><p>His mother calmly decides she had better explain. "OK, Johnny, I know it looks a bit like a little shrimp but it's called a clitoris."</p><p>That's funny" retorts Little Johnny "It tastes like shrimp..."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>An old farmer goes to town one day, and runs across his old buddy who is a tractor sales man. How is it going? Asks the farmer. "Not very good, I haven't sold a tractor in two weeks" said the salesman, "How is it going with you?" "Not so good" replied the farmer. "The other night I went out to milk my cow. First she tried to kick me with her right leg so I tied her leg to the right side of the stall. Then she tried to kick me with her left leg, so I tied that to the left side of the stall. Then she swatted me with her tail so I tied that to the ceiling. Then my wife walked in and if you can convince her I was just trying to milk that cow, I'll buy a tractor from you!'</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064624442, member: 14320"] Shrimp Little Johnny runs into the living room one day and says, "Mom, why has Granny got a shrimp between her legs?" "Don't be silly; Granny hasn't got a shrimp between her legs!" his mother replies. But Little Johnny is insistent "She has, she has!" he shouts. With this his mother grabs Little Johnny by the hand and says, "Ok, I have had enough of your foolishness. Show me!" Little Johnny drags his mother into grandma's room where, being a very hot evening, Granny is fast asleep on top of her bed with no clothes on. Little Johnny drags his mother to the end of the bed and points between Granny's legs. "Look I told you so" he says. "See the little shrimp!" His mother calmly decides she had better explain. "OK, Johnny, I know it looks a bit like a little shrimp but it's called a clitoris." That's funny" retorts Little Johnny "It tastes like shrimp..." ===== An old farmer goes to town one day, and runs across his old buddy who is a tractor sales man. How is it going? Asks the farmer. "Not very good, I haven't sold a tractor in two weeks" said the salesman, "How is it going with you?" "Not so good" replied the farmer. "The other night I went out to milk my cow. First she tried to kick me with her right leg so I tied her leg to the right side of the stall. Then she tried to kick me with her left leg, so I tied that to the left side of the stall. Then she swatted me with her tail so I tied that to the ceiling. Then my wife walked in and if you can convince her I was just trying to milk that cow, I'll buy a tractor from you!' [/QUOTE]
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