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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064624079" data-attributes="member: 14320">New Confucius Says... - Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy.- Girl who douches with vinegar, walks around with sour pussy.- Girl who marry detective must kiss dick.- Girl with back to fire warming whole of her body.- He who eats ice cream in car is a Sundae Driver- He who keeps both feet planted firmly on ground, have trouble getting pants off.- He who masturbates in front of cash register come into money.- He who puts face in punch bowl get punch in nose.- If you turn an oriental around, he become disoriented.- Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy!- It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.- It's OK to meet girl in park, much better to park meat in girl!- Keeping it in family sure sound incestuous.- Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy.- Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting image of father.- Man who masturbate only screwing himself- Man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink.- Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.- Woman run faster with skirt up, than Man with pants down.- Woman with cold hands have fire under skirt.- Man with diarrhea in Las Vegas likes craps.- Woman who say she's ****** lawyer is blowing hot air.- Blind man lose track of wife in fish market.- Man who shit in pick-up now have dump truck."He who stick head in open window get pane in neck." "He who stick head in oven get baked bean." "Hockey player on ice have big stick." "House without toilet, uncanny." "If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient." "Man kicked in testicles, left holding bag." "Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes!" "Man who drive like hell bound to get there!" "Man who drop watch in whisky is wasting time." "Man fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self." "Man who have circumcision lose a bit of foresight." "Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!" "Man who masturbate only screwing self." "Man who put cock on stove have hot rod.""Man who sit on hot stove will rise again." "Man who sit on tack get point!" "Man who sleep in cat house by day, in doghouse by night" "Man who sucks nipples makes clean breast of things." "Man with forked tongue not need chop sticks." "Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs." "Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts." "Woman who put detergent on top shelf, Jump for Joy." "Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!</blockquote>

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