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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064623475" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>This Week In Hell</p><p></p><p>This guy is in hell and Satan asked how it was going.</p><p></p><p>The man replied, "Not so good. I'm in hell."</p><p></p><p>Satan said, "Well, do you like to smoke?"</p><p></p><p>"Yeah, I used to smoke all the time when I was alive."</p><p></p><p>"Well that's all we do on Monday, just sit around and smoke all day. You don't have to worry about dying because you are already dead!"</p><p></p><p>"So do you like to drink? "Satan asked.</p><p></p><p>"Yeah, I did that every so often."</p><p></p><p>"Well that's all we do on Tuesday is drink all day. You want some Sake, Vodka, anything you want we got."</p><p></p><p>"So do you like drugs?"</p><p></p><p>"Well I did some drugs in my time."</p><p></p><p>"Well that's all we do on Wednesday is do drugs all day. You feel like smoking a bowl anything you want we can get you." </p><p></p><p>"So do you like to gamble?"</p><p></p><p>"Yeah my wife use to yell at me for it all the time."</p><p></p><p>"Well that's all we do on Thursday is gamble any game you want we have!"</p><p></p><p>"So are you gay?"</p><p></p><p>"Well no!"</p><p></p><p>"Ooooh, you're going to hate Fridays!"</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>The blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog.It's been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.</p><p>The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this" and she goes downstairs.</p><p>After a whiles she finally comes back up to bed and her husband asks, "The dog is still barking; what have you been doing?"</p><p>The blonde says, "I put the dog in OUR backyard. Let's see how THEY like it!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064623475, member: 14320"] This Week In Hell This guy is in hell and Satan asked how it was going. The man replied, "Not so good. I'm in hell." Satan said, "Well, do you like to smoke?" "Yeah, I used to smoke all the time when I was alive." "Well that's all we do on Monday, just sit around and smoke all day. You don't have to worry about dying because you are already dead!" "So do you like to drink? "Satan asked. "Yeah, I did that every so often." "Well that's all we do on Tuesday is drink all day. You want some Sake, Vodka, anything you want we got." "So do you like drugs?" "Well I did some drugs in my time." "Well that's all we do on Wednesday is do drugs all day. You feel like smoking a bowl anything you want we can get you." "So do you like to gamble?" "Yeah my wife use to yell at me for it all the time." "Well that's all we do on Thursday is gamble any game you want we have!" "So are you gay?" "Well no!" "Ooooh, you're going to hate Fridays!" ===== The blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog.It's been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this" and she goes downstairs. After a whiles she finally comes back up to bed and her husband asks, "The dog is still barking; what have you been doing?" The blonde says, "I put the dog in OUR backyard. Let's see how THEY like it!" [/QUOTE]
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