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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064623405" data-attributes="member: 14320">Funny PhunniesA guy gets a call at work from the police telling him that his house hadbeen robbed The offenders had also consumed all of his beer and had rapedhis wife. A moment of silence passes, then the guy says, "I can't believethey fucked my wife after only five beers!"=====I spent $5,000 on a boob job for the wife. She was delighted. I spentanother $2,000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic. I spent $2,000 onliposuction for her and she couldn't thank me enough. But I spend 50 buckson a blowjob for myself and she goes fucking nuts! Women, I can't figurethem out.=====A woman in labor is in pain and screaming profanity at her husband from herhospital bed. He says, "Hey, don't blame me! I wanted to stick it in yourass but N-O-O-O-O, you said that might hurt!=====Dear Dr Phil,I was watching my next door neighbor's wife sunbathing topless from mybedroom window. As I was jerking off, I turned to notice my wife was juststanding there, arms folded...watching me. Is she a pervert or what?</blockquote>

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