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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064622964" data-attributes="member: 14320">Cyber Baby Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreedto a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, wediscovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it wastoo late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: "You've Got Male!"=====A girl about to be married confessed to her close friend that she wasnot, as her fiance thought, a virgin. She asked her friend what to do."No Problem," said the friend, who had just finished watching an ArnoldSchwarzenegger movie. "Just buy a piece of raw liver and shove it upinside you. It will make you tight and he will never know thedifference."The girl followed this advice and on her wedding night the groomconsummated the marriage with tremendous energy in the bed, on thefloor, in the bathtub, under the kitchen table, everywhere. She fellasleep blissfully, but when she awoke she was devastated to find thefollowing note pinned to her pillow: Dear Jane: Last night was pureheaven. Unfortunately, since we will never be able to repeat thatperformance, I am leaving you forever.P.S. Your pussy is in the sink.</blockquote>

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