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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064622795" data-attributes="member: 14320">15-Year-Old ScotchA guy walks into a bar and asks for a shot of 15-year-old scotch, the bartender thinks that he doesn't know the difference so he gives him a shot of 5-year-old scotch. The guy drinks it and says, "Yuck that isn't 15-year-old scotch, that's 5-year-old scotch." The bartender thinks to himself "Alright lucky guess," so the bartender gives him a shot of 10-year-old scotch and the guy drinks it and say "Nope, that still isn't 15-year-old scotch, that is 10-year-old scotch, give me a shot of 15-year-old scotch now." So the bartender thinks, "Wow, this guy knows his scotch," so he pours him a shot of 15-year-old scotch and the guy drinks it down and says "Mmmm that's the stuff." Meanwhile a drunk from across the bar stumbles over the scotch drinker and gives him a shot and says "Take this." So the scotch drinker takes it and spits it out right away and say "Yuck! That tastes like piss!" The drunk says, "Yea, how old am I!"=====Q. Have you heard about the queer Indian?A. He was a brave sucker.Jack: "So how often do you have sex with your wife?"Jim: "Oh, four or five times a week."Jack: "That's more often than I get it!"Jim: "Well it should be, after all she's MY wife."**Mary: Did you know that Linda has become a vegetarian?Jill: Really? Wow!Mary: Yep, and she's become a lesbian, as well. I guess she doesn't want "meat" of any kind!</blockquote>

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