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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064622549" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Steering Wheel And The Seat</p><p></p><p>A guy is driving his girlfriend home when she decides she wants to go to her friend's house instead. Her friend lives out of the way, so in return for the favor, she offers to get naked. </p><p></p><p>The guy agrees and the girl takes off all her clothes. The guy is so busy looking at her that he smashes the car into a tree and get stuck between the steering wheel and the seat. </p><p></p><p>"You'll have to go get help!" he tells her. "But I can't. I have no clothes on, and I can't reach them." "Take my shoe and cover your snatch with it, and go for help!" </p><p></p><p>She reluctantly agrees and runs off to the nearest gas station. She finds the attendant and says, "Help, my boyfriend is stuck! Can you help us?" </p><p></p><p>"I'm sorry, ma'am... but I think he's too far in."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Confucious Say.....</p><p></p><p>Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out. </p><p>It takes many nails to build a crib but one screw to fill it. </p><p>Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. </p><p>Man who sit on tack, get point. </p><p>Man with hand on tool not always mechanic. </p><p>Man who lives in glass house should change in basement. </p><p>He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064622549, member: 14320"] Steering Wheel And The Seat A guy is driving his girlfriend home when she decides she wants to go to her friend's house instead. Her friend lives out of the way, so in return for the favor, she offers to get naked. The guy agrees and the girl takes off all her clothes. The guy is so busy looking at her that he smashes the car into a tree and get stuck between the steering wheel and the seat. "You'll have to go get help!" he tells her. "But I can't. I have no clothes on, and I can't reach them." "Take my shoe and cover your snatch with it, and go for help!" She reluctantly agrees and runs off to the nearest gas station. She finds the attendant and says, "Help, my boyfriend is stuck! Can you help us?" "I'm sorry, ma'am... but I think he's too far in." ===== Confucious Say..... Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out. It takes many nails to build a crib but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who sit on tack, get point. Man with hand on tool not always mechanic. Man who lives in glass house should change in basement. He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs. [/QUOTE]
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