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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064622038" data-attributes="member: 14320">A group of blind lesbians were bunchin'Together to have a big luncheon.But no one could tell,Except by the smell,Exactly whose cunt each was munchin'!=====This bloke walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a meal. Two girls come in and sit at a table near him. "Waiter," says the bloke. "A bottle of your finest wine for my two friends here." "Look mate," replied the waiter. "They're lesbians. You won't get anywhere with them." The bloke insisted on the wine and the waiter shrugs and says, "It's your bloody money but I warned you." One of the girls comes over to his table and thanks him for the wine. "That's OK," he replies. "Anything for you two beautiful girls." "Right," she says. "So do you fancy my friend?" "I sure do," he replies. "Would you like to smell her pussy?" she asks. "Yeah," he gasps "You bet!" So she breathed on him! =====In order to save on vacation costs, two secretaries are roomingtogether.On the first night Jill turns to her friend Sally, puts her hand on her shoulder, and says, "There's somethingI've been meaning to tell you about myself. I'll be frank, I'm alesbian.""That's OK," says Sally. "I'll be Frank tomorrow night, I'm a lesbiantoo."=====Q: How many screws are there in a lesbian's coffin? A: None, it's all tongue-in-groove, with no studs.Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other? A: You know, we do taste like chicken.Q: Did you hear about the lesbian who took Viagra?A: She couldn't get her tongue back in her mouth for a week!Q: What do you call a thick fingered lesbian? A: Well hung. Q: Why are lesbians fatter than straight women?A: Because they're always eating out and don't do dick.Q: What do two lesbians do when they're both menstruating? A: Finger-paint. Q: What do you call a lesbian Eskimo? A: Klondike.Q: Why were lesbians invented? A: So feminists wouldn't breed.</blockquote>

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