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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064621801" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Dr. Smith </p><p></p><p>A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith for advice about enlarging </p><p>her breasts. He told her, "Everyday when you get out of the shower, </p><p>rub your nipples and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger </p><p>boobies".</p><p></p><p>So she did this faithfully for several months, and it worked!</p><p></p><p>She grew great boobs!</p><p></p><p>One morning she was running late and when she was on the bus she</p><p>realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point she loved </p><p>her new boobs and didn't want to lose them. So she got up, right in </p><p>the middle of the bus, and said, "Scooby doobie doobies I want bigger </p><p>boobies."</p><p></p><p>A guy was sitting nearby and asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any </p><p>chance?"</p><p></p><p>"Why yes, I do. How did you know?"</p><p></p><p>He leaned toward her and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock".</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Darrell walks into his doctor's office and the receptionist gives him a form to fill out and asks him what his problem is.</p><p>Darrell replied, I've got something wrong with my cock."</p><p>"Please watch your language!" scolds the receptionist. "There are women and children in the waiting room."</p><p>Darrell leaves the office, only to return a few minutes later and said to the receptionist, "I've got a problem with my ear."</p><p>"Now that's much better," says the receptionist. "What wrong with your ear?"</p><p>"I can't piss out of it!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064621801, member: 14320"] Dr. Smith A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith for advice about enlarging her breasts. He told her, "Everyday when you get out of the shower, rub your nipples and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies". So she did this faithfully for several months, and it worked! She grew great boobs! One morning she was running late and when she was on the bus she realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point she loved her new boobs and didn't want to lose them. So she got up, right in the middle of the bus, and said, "Scooby doobie doobies I want bigger boobies." A guy was sitting nearby and asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?" "Why yes, I do. How did you know?" He leaned toward her and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock". ===== Darrell walks into his doctor's office and the receptionist gives him a form to fill out and asks him what his problem is. Darrell replied, I've got something wrong with my cock." "Please watch your language!" scolds the receptionist. "There are women and children in the waiting room." Darrell leaves the office, only to return a few minutes later and said to the receptionist, "I've got a problem with my ear." "Now that's much better," says the receptionist. "What wrong with your ear?" "I can't piss out of it!" [/QUOTE]
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