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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064620875" data-attributes="member: 14320">Prisoners In Rehab. A group of prisoners are in their rehabilitation meeting. Their task for today is to each stand up in turn speak their name and admit to their fellow inmates what crime they committed. The first prisoner stands and says "My name is Daniel and I'm in for murder" Everyone gives him approving looks and pats on the back for admitting his wrongdoing. The next guy stands up and says "My name is Mike and I'm in for armed robbery" Again, there is a round of approving looks. This goes around the circle until it gets to the last guy. He stands up and says "My name is Luke, but I'm not telling you what I'm in for" The group leader says "Now, come on Luke, you have to admit it to us to make any progress. Tell us what you did." "Ok then. I'm in for fucking dogs." Everyone is disgusted! They all shout "What??!! How LOW can you get!" "Well...I did manage to do a dachshund one time, but I had to lift her back legs up a little", Luke replies. =====Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later. Q: What happens when a whore house catches fire? A: Some come out running and some run out coming! Q: What is the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? A: White begins "Once upon a time......." Black begins "Y'all mo'fuccckers a'int gonna believe this shittt......"</blockquote>

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