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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064618647" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Summer The Virgin</p><p></p><p>He wanted many things in a wife, but above all he wanted one who was a virgin. Falling madly in love with Summer, he decided to test her.</p><p></p><p>At a drive-in one night, he leaned over and asked, "Would you like to see my pee-pee?"</p><p></p><p>As he unzipped his fly, Summer covered her eyes. "No! No! Please put it back!"</p><p></p><p>Thrilled, he deemed Summer worthy of being his bride, and immediately proposed to her. On their wedding night, he was keenly anticipating the delight of introducing Summer to sex.</p><p></p><p>When she came to bed, he unzipped his fly and took out his member.</p><p></p><p>Summer smiled, "Oooooh...what a nice pee-pee."</p><p></p><p>He stroked her hair. "My dear, the first thing you must learn is that it really isn't called a pee-pee. It's called a cock."</p><p></p><p>"No," Summer said, studying it, "That's a pee-pee. A cock is long, fat and like Bubba's!!"</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2000 yen and walked</p><p>out with $72. The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66. He asked</p><p>the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week.</p><p></p><p>The teller said, "Fluctuations." </p><p></p><p>The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc</p><p>you Amelicans, too!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064618647, member: 14320"] Summer The Virgin He wanted many things in a wife, but above all he wanted one who was a virgin. Falling madly in love with Summer, he decided to test her. At a drive-in one night, he leaned over and asked, "Would you like to see my pee-pee?" As he unzipped his fly, Summer covered her eyes. "No! No! Please put it back!" Thrilled, he deemed Summer worthy of being his bride, and immediately proposed to her. On their wedding night, he was keenly anticipating the delight of introducing Summer to sex. When she came to bed, he unzipped his fly and took out his member. Summer smiled, "Oooooh...what a nice pee-pee." He stroked her hair. "My dear, the first thing you must learn is that it really isn't called a pee-pee. It's called a cock." "No," Summer said, studying it, "That's a pee-pee. A cock is long, fat and like Bubba's!!" ===== An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2000 yen and walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week. The teller said, "Fluctuations." The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!" [/QUOTE]
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