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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064614150" data-attributes="member: 14320">Horny As Hell A guy is horny a hell - but broke. He goes to a whorehouse with $5.00,and begs the Madame to give him whatever she can for it. She says "I'msorry, but that will only cover the rent for ten minutes, and none of myhookers work for free!" The guy gets the room, but has nothing to fuck.He looks out on the ledge of the building and sees a pigeon. Quietly, heopens the window, grabs the poor bird and just fucks the living shit outof it. Satisfied, he goes home.Next week, he returns to the whorehouse, with his paycheque. He says tothe Madame, "I got lots of money now...give me a hooker!". The Madamereplies "All of them are busy now, why don't you go to the peep show andget yourself in the mood?". The guy does, and is enjoying the show, whenhe turns to the guy next to him and says, "Hey, these chicks really knowwhat they're doing huh?", The guy responds, "Yeah, but you should havebeen here last week, there was this guy fucking a pigeon!"=====Did you ever wonder what the difference between a prostitute, agirlfriend, and a wife are?The prostitute says "That'll be $100."The girlfriend says "Oh, baby! I love you, I love you, I love you!" Thewife says "Beige. Yeah. Beige. I'll paint the ceiling beige."</blockquote>

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