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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064613515" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Women's Survey</p><p></p><p></p><p>During a recent survey, women were asked...</p><p></p><p>"What would you do if you woke up and had a penis?"</p><p></p><p>Here are their actual responses...</p><p></p><p>"I would walk around and prod my husband all night long with it, whatever he is doing I'll be there prodding him with it."</p><p></p><p>"I would write my name in the snow."</p><p></p><p>"I would go into my boss' office and lay it on his desk and say: 'Where is my raise?'"</p><p></p><p>"I would find my ex-boyfriend, go to bed with him and tell him to roll over and try something new."</p><p></p><p>"I would want a big one and show it off to everyone."</p><p></p><p>"I could grab myself in public and not be embarrassed."</p><p></p><p>"I would not lift the lid on the toilet seat while peeing."</p><p></p><p>"I would measure it both ways."</p><p></p><p>"Pee off of a tall building."</p><p></p><p>"I would speed to the hospital and have it surgically removed."</p><p></p><p>"I would treat women better with it."</p><p></p><p>"I would love him, and squeeze him, and play with it all day."</p><p></p><p>"Demonstrate to my husband and my two sons that it is possible to hit the water and not pee all over everything."</p><p></p><p>"Pin my husband down and slap him in the face with it."</p><p></p><p>"I would play with it and then make him roll over into the wet spot."</p><p></p><p>"Go to an adult store and try out all kinds of stimulants to see what was the best."</p><p></p><p>"Stand up and jump up and down and watch it swing all around."</p><p></p><p>"See how many donuts I could carry with it."</p><p></p><p>"Check out my boyfriends gag reflexes!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064613515, member: 14320"] Women's Survey During a recent survey, women were asked... "What would you do if you woke up and had a penis?" Here are their actual responses... "I would walk around and prod my husband all night long with it, whatever he is doing I'll be there prodding him with it." "I would write my name in the snow." "I would go into my boss' office and lay it on his desk and say: 'Where is my raise?'" "I would find my ex-boyfriend, go to bed with him and tell him to roll over and try something new." "I would want a big one and show it off to everyone." "I could grab myself in public and not be embarrassed." "I would not lift the lid on the toilet seat while peeing." "I would measure it both ways." "Pee off of a tall building." "I would speed to the hospital and have it surgically removed." "I would treat women better with it." "I would love him, and squeeze him, and play with it all day." "Demonstrate to my husband and my two sons that it is possible to hit the water and not pee all over everything." "Pin my husband down and slap him in the face with it." "I would play with it and then make him roll over into the wet spot." "Go to an adult store and try out all kinds of stimulants to see what was the best." "Stand up and jump up and down and watch it swing all around." "See how many donuts I could carry with it." "Check out my boyfriends gag reflexes!" [/QUOTE]
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