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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064611809" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>David And Simon</p><p></p><p>David and Simon are sitting in the cafeteria discussing their weekend.</p><p></p><p>"Man this weekend was the best!" David says. "I finally scored."</p><p></p><p>Simon says, "Yeah, well I scored and it was the worst experience I've ever had."</p><p></p><p>"How so?" replies David.</p><p></p><p>Simon relates, "That girl Cecilia brought me back to her room and said she would do anything I want.</p><p></p><p>So I asked her to go down on me, and she said no problem. In the middle of the whole thing, she starts turning green, coughing like crazy and passes out."</p><p></p><p>"Damn!" Simon says. "What happened?"</p><p></p><p>David responds, "Turns out she's allergic to nuts."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.</p><p>LUST - When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.</p><p>MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf score.</p><p></p><p>LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love."'</p><p>LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."</p><p>MARRIAGE - When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064611809, member: 14320"] David And Simon David and Simon are sitting in the cafeteria discussing their weekend. "Man this weekend was the best!" David says. "I finally scored." Simon says, "Yeah, well I scored and it was the worst experience I've ever had." "How so?" replies David. Simon relates, "That girl Cecilia brought me back to her room and said she would do anything I want. So I asked her to go down on me, and she said no problem. In the middle of the whole thing, she starts turning green, coughing like crazy and passes out." "Damn!" Simon says. "What happened?" David responds, "Turns out she's allergic to nuts." ===== LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things with your partner. LUST - When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner. MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf score. LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love."' LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing." MARRIAGE - When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania. [/QUOTE]
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