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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064611440" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Public ToiletA guy is in the pub toilet having a piss when the door to thebathroom opens. In walks a very large, very muscular guy. Thisguy proceeds to pull down his pants, revealing a very large penis.To the man's amazement, the muscular guy growls and slams his penisinto the sink attached to the wall. It shatters, spraying pieces andwater everywhere. Next, the muscular man growls louder, and slams hispenis into one of the stalls, making the entire thing collapse. Thenhe slams his penis into the wall of the room, knocking a very largehole into it.The muscular man approaches the scared guy having a piss."Hey, mate, do you see this very large, very strong cock?" he asks."Yes," replies the guy taking a leak."Do you know what I am going to do with this very large, very strong cock?"the muscular man asks."No, I'm afraid I don't," says the first man."I'm going to shove it up your arse!" exclaims the muscular guy."Jesus, that's a relief. I thought you were going to hit me with it!"=====A young virgin marries a Greek man and before the wedding her father tells her that, being Greek, her husband may ask her to turn the other way in bed one day, but that she doesn't have to do it if she doesn't want to. Sure enough, after a couple of months, her husband asks her to turn over and she says "No, my father said I don't have to do this." Her husband says "OK, that's fine by me, but I thought you wanted children." =====Two gerbils are walking down the road and they pass this gay bar, the first gerbil says to the second, "Hey! You wanna get shit faced?"</blockquote>

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