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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064611232" data-attributes="member: 14320">"I Own That"A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout-lookingVegas hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation Andeventually asks the hooker,"How much do you charge?"Hooker replies, " It starts at $500 for a hand-job."Guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! Holy crap, no Hand-job isworth that kind of money!"The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?""Yes. "Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?""Yes.""And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?""Yes.""Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, Iown them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."Guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try."They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy issitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-jobof a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so am azed,he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?"The hooker replies, "$1,500.""I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do yousee that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright.And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every Cent of$1,500."The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job,Decides to put off the new car for another year or so,and says, "Sign me up."Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before.He can scarcely believe it but, he feels he truly got his money's worth.He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one Glorious andunforgettable experience.He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?"The hooker says,"Come over here to the window, I want to Show yousomething. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid outbefore us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?""Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."=====One day, a blonde and a brunette were out fora ride in the blonde's new car.Suddenly, some jerk pulled in front of them.The blonde then put her lips on the steering wheel.The brunette feared for her life, but had the courage To ask, "What are you doing?!"The blonde calmly replied, "I'm trying to blow the horn."</blockquote>

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