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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064610965" data-attributes="member: 14320">"Can I Have A Toothpick?"A bartender is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at the door.When he answers, a tramp says: "can I have a toothpick?"He gives him the toothpick and the tramp goes off.A few minutes later there is a second knock.When he answers, there is a second tramp who says: "can I have a toothpick?"He gets his toothpick and off he goes.There is a third knock at the door, and a third tramp. The bartender says,"Don't tell me, you want a toothpick too.""No, a straw," says the tramp.The landlord hands him a straw and says, "why do you want it?"Says the tramp: "Some guy just threw up outside but all the good stuff's gone already."=====A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says "I'll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have a vanilla." He then slaps his son on the back of the head and says: "What do you want, fat-head?"The lady behind the counter, shocked, says: "Why did you call him that?""I'll tell you why," says the dad. "There's really only three things a man wants in life. First, he wants a nice big truck. See that nice big truck parked outside? That's mine. Second, he wants a nice big house. I have one of the biggest houses in town. Third, and most important, he wants a nice tight pussy, and I had that, too, until fat-head here came along."</blockquote>

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