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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064610420" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Funny Shorties</p><p></p><p>The cop, responding to a call of domestic violence, said to Mrs Smith, </p><p>"Why did you throw the iron at your husband?"</p><p>"Because he called me a nymphomaniac!"</p><p>"Is that," asked the officer, "a good reason to hit him?"</p><p>"Sure was," she answered. "He called me that right in front of the </p><p>mailman, the milkman, the plumber, and the cable guy."</p><p>=====</p><p></p><p></p><p>There was a little girl who had a little curl</p><p>Right in the middle of her forehead.</p><p>When she was good, she was very, very good.</p><p>But when she was bad........</p><p>She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.</p><p></p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A man in a restaurant orders the house special. The waitress brings out the order beginning with some </p><p>hot soup. The customer notices the waitress has her thumb in the soup.</p><p>Feeling sorry for the waitress, he doesn't mention it, and leaves the soup uneaten. </p><p>When she brings the main course her thumb is in the potatoes. Then in the coffee.</p><p>Finally, he angrily asks the waitress why she has her thumb in all his hot food. The waitress says, </p><p>"I have arthritis and the doctor told me to keep it in something warm." The customer says, </p><p>"why don't you stick it up your ass!" And the waitress says , "I do that in the kitchen!</p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't </p><p>believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and </p><p>your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour, When </p><p>you open the trunk, which one is really happy</p><p>to see you?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064610420, member: 14320"] Funny Shorties The cop, responding to a call of domestic violence, said to Mrs Smith, "Why did you throw the iron at your husband?" "Because he called me a nymphomaniac!" "Is that," asked the officer, "a good reason to hit him?" "Sure was," she answered. "He called me that right in front of the mailman, the milkman, the plumber, and the cable guy." ===== There was a little girl who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good, she was very, very good. But when she was bad........ She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car. ===== A man in a restaurant orders the house special. The waitress brings out the order beginning with some hot soup. The customer notices the waitress has her thumb in the soup. Feeling sorry for the waitress, he doesn't mention it, and leaves the soup uneaten. When she brings the main course her thumb is in the potatoes. Then in the coffee. Finally, he angrily asks the waitress why she has her thumb in all his hot food. The waitress says, "I have arthritis and the doctor told me to keep it in something warm." The customer says, "why don't you stick it up your ass!" And the waitress says , "I do that in the kitchen! ===== A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour, When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you? [/QUOTE]
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