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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064610339" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Country Road</p><p></p><p>An Australian was walking down a country road in New Zealand, when he</p><p>happened to glance over the fence and see a farmer </p><p>goin' at it with a sheep. </p><p>The Aussie is quite taken aback by this, so he climbs the </p><p>fence and walks over to the farmer. He taps him on the shoulder and</p><p>says, "You know mate, back home, we shear those!" </p><p>The New Zealander looks frantically around and says, </p><p>"I'm not bloody SHEARING this with no one!</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged </p><p>and masculine features. If she is menstruating, she is more prone to be</p><p>attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a bat jammed </p><p>up his ass while he is on fire. </p><p>Further studies are expected.</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A young blonde woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if </p><p>he sells condoms.</p><p></p><p>He replies, "Yes we do. What size would you like?"</p><p></p><p>The blonde responds, "Oh, just mix them up, I am not going steady with </p><p>anyone right now."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064610339, member: 14320"] Country Road An Australian was walking down a country road in New Zealand, when he happened to glance over the fence and see a farmer goin' at it with a sheep. The Aussie is quite taken aback by this, so he climbs the fence and walks over to the farmer. He taps him on the shoulder and says, "You know mate, back home, we shear those!" The New Zealander looks frantically around and says, "I'm not bloody SHEARING this with no one! ===== For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. If she is menstruating, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire. Further studies are expected. ===== A young blonde woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms. He replies, "Yes we do. What size would you like?" The blonde responds, "Oh, just mix them up, I am not going steady with anyone right now." [/QUOTE]
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