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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064610253" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Two Blondes</p><p></p><p>Rachel and Lena two blondes were sitting down to their usual morning </p><p>cup of coffee listening to the weather report coming over the radio.</p><p>"There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has </p><p>been declared" the weather report said.</p><p>"You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets." </p><p>Rachel says "Jeez, okay," and gets up from her coffee.</p><p></p><p>The next day they're sitting down with their morning cups of</p><p>coffee and the weather forecast is "There will be 2 to 4 inches</p><p>of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared.</p><p>You must park your cars on the even numbered side of the streets." </p><p>Again Rachel says "Jeez, okay," and gets up from her coffee.</p><p></p><p>Two days later, again they're sitting down with their cups of</p><p>coffee and the weather forecast is "There will be 6 to 8 inches</p><p>of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared.</p><p>You must park your cars on the..."and then the power goes out and </p><p>Rachel doesn't get the rest of the instructions.</p><p>She turns to Lena and says "Jeez, what am I going to do now, Lena?" </p><p>And Lena replies "Aw, Rachel, just leave the car in the garage today."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>"What's The Irritating Part Around A Blonde's Vagina?</p><p>The Blonde"</p><p></p><p>"What's The Other Irritating Stuff Around A Blonde's Vagina?</p><p>The Other Guys."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064610253, member: 14320"] Two Blondes Rachel and Lena two blondes were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee listening to the weather report coming over the radio. "There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared" the weather report said. "You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets." Rachel says "Jeez, okay," and gets up from her coffee. The next day they're sitting down with their morning cups of coffee and the weather forecast is "There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the even numbered side of the streets." Again Rachel says "Jeez, okay," and gets up from her coffee. Two days later, again they're sitting down with their cups of coffee and the weather forecast is "There will be 6 to 8 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the..."and then the power goes out and Rachel doesn't get the rest of the instructions. She turns to Lena and says "Jeez, what am I going to do now, Lena?" And Lena replies "Aw, Rachel, just leave the car in the garage today." ===== "What's The Irritating Part Around A Blonde's Vagina? The Blonde" "What's The Other Irritating Stuff Around A Blonde's Vagina? The Other Guys." [/QUOTE]
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