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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064609999" data-attributes="member: 14320">Nasty ChitA tramp walked into a bar one day and started begging for drinks. One of the patrons says he will by the old drunk a drink, but first he has to take a drink from the spittoon in the corner. The wino is in a bad way, so he takes the guy up on his offer, goes over and picked up the spittoon, raises it to his lips, and starts swallowing all the greeny yellow snot down his throat. The guy at the bar, who didn't really think the tramp would do it is horrified, "Stop, Stop," he yells, " I will buy you a drink now!" But the tramp keeps drinking all the snot, dribbling some down his chin, gurgling away on the slimy fluid. "Stop now," says the patron, "I will buy you a full bottle!"But still the tramp keeps guzzling down the rotten cough drizzle. "Please stop," said the patron, "I will buy you two bottles!"But still the tramp keeps swallowing the snotty greeny liquid. Finally after about 5 minutes the tramp tips the spittoon right back and slurps the rest of the snot from the bottom.He walks back to the bar collects his two bottles and begins to leave. The patron, spewing all over the bar, tears running down his face says, "Tell me, why didn't you stop when I asked you to?""I couldn't," said the tramp, "It was all in one lump!"=====Little Jenny comes home from playing at Johnny's house. "Hey Mom, guess what! Johnny's got a penis like a peanut!"Mom is understandably confused for a second, then asks, "What, you mean it's shaped like a peanut?""No silly, it's salty!"</blockquote>

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