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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064609783" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex</p><p></p><p><> You can GET chocolate. </p><p><> "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with </p><p>chocolate. </p><p><> Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. </p><p><> You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. </p><p><> You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. </p><p><> You can have chocolate even in front of your mother. </p><p><> If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind. </p><p><> Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being </p><p>called nasty names. </p><p><> The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. </p><p><> You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during </p><p>working hours without upsetting your co-workers. </p><p><> You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face </p><p>slapped. </p><p><> You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. </p><p><> With chocolate there's no need to fake it. </p><p><> Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant. </p><p><> You can have chocolate at any time of the month.</p><p><> Good chocolate is easy to find. </p><p><> You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle. </p><p><> You are never too young or too old for chocolate.</p><p><> When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake. </p><p><> With chocolate size doesn't matter.</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Q. How can you tell if you eat pussy well?</p><p>A. You wake up in the morning with a face like a glazed doughnut and a </p><p>beard like an unwashed paintbrush.</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Two school-kids around Aberystwyth,</p><p>Made love with the lips that they kissed with.</p><p>But as they got older,</p><p>They also grew bolder,</p><p>Making love with the things that they pissed with.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064609783, member: 14320"] Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex <> You can GET chocolate. <> "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. <> Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. <> You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. <> You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. <> You can have chocolate even in front of your mother. <> If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind. <> Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names. <> The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. <> You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers. <> You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. <> You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. <> With chocolate there's no need to fake it. <> Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant. <> You can have chocolate at any time of the month. <> Good chocolate is easy to find. <> You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle. <> You are never too young or too old for chocolate. <> When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake. <> With chocolate size doesn't matter. ===== Q. How can you tell if you eat pussy well? A. You wake up in the morning with a face like a glazed doughnut and a beard like an unwashed paintbrush. ===== Two school-kids around Aberystwyth, Made love with the lips that they kissed with. But as they got older, They also grew bolder, Making love with the things that they pissed with. [/QUOTE]
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