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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064608395" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Erotic Correction</p><p></p><p>Sally Jo taught erotic correction. </p><p>She told her student to get an erection. </p><p>"Put your dick in my mouth. </p><p>Move it north, move it south </p><p>Now, you're getting a sense of direction!"</p><p></p><p>Her instructions were very explicit, </p><p>and more than a little illicit: </p><p>"Please fill up my cunny </p><p>with fresh clover honey, </p><p>and butter my buns like a biscuit."</p><p></p><p>"Then wrap me up nice in a blanket, </p><p>and I'll sit on your staff while you crank it. </p><p>I'll put on some feathers, </p><p>and laces and leathers, </p><p>and wiggle my ass while you spank it."</p><p></p><p>"Now that your fingers are stinky, </p><p>tie me up in some chains that are clinky. </p><p>Bring in some goats and a sheik. </p><p>Then give my big titties a tweak </p><p>and now, we can start getting kinky!"</p><p></p><p>"Forget what the chain and the whip meant. </p><p>Just get the straps and the slings and a shipment</p><p>of high grade Vaseline, </p><p>and a strong trampoline, </p><p>and all of the other equipment!"</p><p></p><p>"Now, when we get all the bedsprings a drummin',</p><p>that's when I'll start in a hummin',</p><p>then quickly, my dear, </p><p>put it into my ear, </p><p>so I'll hear the sound of it comin'!"</p><p></p><p>"I don't know how much this is costing," </p><p>said her student, still covered with frosting. </p><p>"But I can say with affinity </p><p>that I've lost my virginity. </p><p>Quite frankly, my dear, you're exhausting!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064608395, member: 14320"] Erotic Correction Sally Jo taught erotic correction. She told her student to get an erection. "Put your dick in my mouth. Move it north, move it south Now, you're getting a sense of direction!" Her instructions were very explicit, and more than a little illicit: "Please fill up my cunny with fresh clover honey, and butter my buns like a biscuit." "Then wrap me up nice in a blanket, and I'll sit on your staff while you crank it. I'll put on some feathers, and laces and leathers, and wiggle my ass while you spank it." "Now that your fingers are stinky, tie me up in some chains that are clinky. Bring in some goats and a sheik. Then give my big titties a tweak and now, we can start getting kinky!" "Forget what the chain and the whip meant. Just get the straps and the slings and a shipment of high grade Vaseline, and a strong trampoline, and all of the other equipment!" "Now, when we get all the bedsprings a drummin', that's when I'll start in a hummin', then quickly, my dear, put it into my ear, so I'll hear the sound of it comin'!" "I don't know how much this is costing," said her student, still covered with frosting. "But I can say with affinity that I've lost my virginity. Quite frankly, my dear, you're exhausting!" [/QUOTE]
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