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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064608172" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Bad/Good To Worse</p><p></p><p>--Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.</p><p>Worse: You're in it.</p><p>--Bad: Your children are sexually active.</p><p>Worse: With each other.</p><p>--Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser.</p><p>Worse: He looks better than you.</p><p>--Bad: Your wife wants a divorce.</p><p>Worse: She's a lawyer.</p><p>--Bad: Your wife's leaving you.</p><p>Worse: For another woman.</p><p>--Bad: You can't find your vibrator.</p><p>Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.</p><p>--Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting.</p><p>Worse: She implicates you.</p><p>--Good: Hot outdoor sex.</p><p>Bad: You're arrested.</p><p>Worse: By your husband.</p><p>--Good: The teacher thinks your son's great.</p><p>Bad: In bed.</p><p>--Good: You came home for a quickie.</p><p>Bad: Your wife walks in.</p><p>--Good: You go to see a strip show.</p><p>Bad: Your daughter's the headliner.</p><p>--Good: Your boyfriend's exercising.</p><p>Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes.</p><p>--Good: Your daughter's on the Pill.</p><p>Bad: She's eleven.</p><p>--Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude.</p><p>Bad: He weighs 350 pounds.</p><p>--Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex.</p><p>Bad: You live downtown.</p><p>--Good: Your wife's kinky.</p><p>Bad: With the neighbors.</p><p>Worse: All of them.</p><p>--Good: Your wife is pregnant. </p><p>Bad: It's triplets </p><p>Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago</p><p>--Good: Your son is finally maturing </p><p>Bad: He's involved with the woman next door</p><p>Ugly: So are you </p><p>--Good: Your son studies a lot in his room</p><p>Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there </p><p>Ugly: You're in them </p><p>--Good: Your son is ****** someone new </p><p>Bad: It's another man </p><p>Ugly: He's your best friend</p><p>--Good: Your daughter got a new job </p><p>Bad: As a hooker </p><p>Ugly: Your workmates are her best clients</p><p>Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064608172, member: 14320"] Bad/Good To Worse --Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room. Worse: You're in it. --Bad: Your children are sexually active. Worse: With each other. --Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser. Worse: He looks better than you. --Bad: Your wife wants a divorce. Worse: She's a lawyer. --Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: For another woman. --Bad: You can't find your vibrator. Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it. --Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting. Worse: She implicates you. --Good: Hot outdoor sex. Bad: You're arrested. Worse: By your husband. --Good: The teacher thinks your son's great. Bad: In bed. --Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: Your wife walks in. --Good: You go to see a strip show. Bad: Your daughter's the headliner. --Good: Your boyfriend's exercising. Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes. --Good: Your daughter's on the Pill. Bad: She's eleven. --Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude. Bad: He weighs 350 pounds. --Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex. Bad: You live downtown. --Good: Your wife's kinky. Bad: With the neighbors. Worse: All of them. --Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago --Good: Your son is finally maturing Bad: He's involved with the woman next door Ugly: So are you --Good: Your son studies a lot in his room Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there Ugly: You're in them --Good: Your son is ****** someone new Bad: It's another man Ugly: He's your best friend --Good: Your daughter got a new job Bad: As a hooker Ugly: Your workmates are her best clients Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do [/QUOTE]
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