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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064607705" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Oral Sex - An Ode To Love</p><p></p><p>Penis breath, a lover's dread </p><p>Is what you get when you give head</p><p>Unpleasant as it tends to be</p><p>Be grateful that he doesn't pee</p><p></p><p>It's times like this, you wonder why</p><p>You bothered reaching for his fly</p><p>But it's too late, can't be a tease</p><p>Accept the facts, get on your knees</p><p></p><p>You know you've got a job to do</p><p>So open wide and shove it through</p><p>Lick the tip then take it all</p><p>Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl</p><p></p><p>Slide up and down, use your tongue</p><p>And feel the precum start to run</p><p>Your jaw it aches, your neck is numb</p><p>So when the fuck's he gonna cum</p><p></p><p>Just, when you can't take anymore </p><p>You hear your lover's mighty roar</p><p>And when he hits that real high note</p><p>You feel it oozing down your throat</p><p></p><p>Salty, fishy, sticky stuff</p><p>Okay already, that's enough</p><p>Let's switch you say, before you gag</p><p>And what revenge, you're on the rag.</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>THERE once was a girl from Mitchen</p><p>Who was scratching her twat in the kitchen.</p><p>Her mother said, "Rose, You’ve got crabs I suppose."</p><p>She said, "Yes and the fuckers are itchin’!"</p><p></p><p>There once was a girl from Azores,</p><p>Whose cunt was all covered in sores,</p><p>the men who got pussed,</p><p>were desperate for lust,</p><p>and licked up what was left in her drawers.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064607705, member: 14320"] Oral Sex - An Ode To Love Penis breath, a lover's dread Is what you get when you give head Unpleasant as it tends to be Be grateful that he doesn't pee It's times like this, you wonder why You bothered reaching for his fly But it's too late, can't be a tease Accept the facts, get on your knees You know you've got a job to do So open wide and shove it through Lick the tip then take it all Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl Slide up and down, use your tongue And feel the precum start to run Your jaw it aches, your neck is numb So when the fuck's he gonna cum Just, when you can't take anymore You hear your lover's mighty roar And when he hits that real high note You feel it oozing down your throat Salty, fishy, sticky stuff Okay already, that's enough Let's switch you say, before you gag And what revenge, you're on the rag. ===== THERE once was a girl from Mitchen Who was scratching her twat in the kitchen. Her mother said, "Rose, You’ve got crabs I suppose." She said, "Yes and the fuckers are itchin’!" There once was a girl from Azores, Whose cunt was all covered in sores, the men who got pussed, were desperate for lust, and licked up what was left in her drawers. [/QUOTE]
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