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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064607023" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>AN ODE TO ORAL SEX</p><p>(FOR THE BOYS) </p><p></p><p>Salty, fishy, sticky stuff, </p><p>Okay already, that's enough. </p><p>Let's switch you say, before you gag, </p><p>And what revenge, you're on the rag! </p><p></p><p>Eating out and chowing down, </p><p>but tonight I'm not out on the town. </p><p>Tonight I'm served a seafood dish, </p><p>well at the least it tastes like fish. </p><p></p><p>Time to overcome my fears, </p><p>as she drags me down there by my ears, </p><p>to feast upon her hairy pie, </p><p>where pubes and stubble jab my eye. </p><p></p><p>She lies back and moans and then softly sighs, </p><p>I cant help thinking about scampi & fries. </p><p>Don't lick too low, move up a bit, </p><p>got to be careful or I'm in the shit. </p><p></p><p>Nibble, lick, caress and stroke, </p><p>the things I do just for a poke. </p><p>Up, down and right a bit, </p><p>where the hell does she keep her clit? </p><p></p><p>I'll never find it here like this, </p><p>fanny design just takes the piss. </p><p>To find my way around her twat, </p><p>I'll need a torch and miners hat. </p><p></p><p>I think my tongue is failing me, </p><p>Christ I hope she doesn't pee. </p><p>I've been licking her minge for years. </p><p>I wish I could breathe through my ears. </p><p></p><p>God I hope that she comes quick, </p><p>since my neck's developing a crick. </p><p>I'm sweating like I've got a fever, </p><p>under the covers, eating split beaver, </p><p></p><p>I must have hit the right spot at last, </p><p>cos' her screams are gaining volume fast, </p><p>her thighs clamp tight around my head, </p><p>and her screams scare the neighbors out of their bed. </p><p></p><p>She's coming at last and making a racket, </p><p>her thighs crushing my head like a discarded fag packet. </p><p>I'm choking and spluttering but she doesn't care, </p><p>that my mouth is full of fish flavored hair. </p><p></p><p>And that my face is smothered in thick fanny batter </p><p>and juices that taste like a seafood platter. </p><p>But she thinks it's funny, and starts taking the piss, </p><p>but she soon stops her laughing, when I move in for a kiss.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064607023, member: 14320"] AN ODE TO ORAL SEX (FOR THE BOYS) Salty, fishy, sticky stuff, Okay already, that's enough. Let's switch you say, before you gag, And what revenge, you're on the rag! Eating out and chowing down, but tonight I'm not out on the town. Tonight I'm served a seafood dish, well at the least it tastes like fish. Time to overcome my fears, as she drags me down there by my ears, to feast upon her hairy pie, where pubes and stubble jab my eye. She lies back and moans and then softly sighs, I cant help thinking about scampi & fries. Don't lick too low, move up a bit, got to be careful or I'm in the shit. Nibble, lick, caress and stroke, the things I do just for a poke. Up, down and right a bit, where the hell does she keep her clit? I'll never find it here like this, fanny design just takes the piss. To find my way around her twat, I'll need a torch and miners hat. I think my tongue is failing me, Christ I hope she doesn't pee. I've been licking her minge for years. I wish I could breathe through my ears. God I hope that she comes quick, since my neck's developing a crick. I'm sweating like I've got a fever, under the covers, eating split beaver, I must have hit the right spot at last, cos' her screams are gaining volume fast, her thighs clamp tight around my head, and her screams scare the neighbors out of their bed. She's coming at last and making a racket, her thighs crushing my head like a discarded fag packet. I'm choking and spluttering but she doesn't care, that my mouth is full of fish flavored hair. And that my face is smothered in thick fanny batter and juices that taste like a seafood platter. But she thinks it's funny, and starts taking the piss, but she soon stops her laughing, when I move in for a kiss. [/QUOTE]
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