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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064606903" data-attributes="member: 14320">LunchtimeAround lunchtime Sheryl left school and headed for home, crying because her first period had started and she had no idea what it was.The girl's teacher was reluctant to get involved, so she suggested Sheryl talk to her mom.She was walking home when she ran into little Johnny."Why are you crying? Asked little Johnny."I'm crying because I'm bleeding," she replied."Give me a look," said little Johnny.She lifted her skirt and showed him."Fuckin' hell!" said little Johnny. "No wonder you're bleeding, some bastard's cut off your cock!"=====A blonde, a brunette and a redhead enter an elevator. As they walk in they notice a small puddle of white liquid on the floor of the elevator. The brunette bends down for a closer look, and states, very matter of factly, "It looks like cum". The redhead stoops down a little closer, takes a deep breath through her nose, and proclaims, "Yes, and it smells like cum". The blonde stoops down yet closer, puts the tip of her finger into the puddle, touches it to her tongue and exclaims, "Well, it's nobody from our building."=====A handsome young woman named Hannah,Did wild, wet things with a banana.Her legs spread wideThe banana insideAnd her audience shouting "Hosanna!"</blockquote>

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