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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064606541" data-attributes="member: 14320">Bull To BreedAn old farmer is having trouble getting his bull to breed with the cows and was lamenting the fact to a few of his friends down at the local beer hall.One of them said, "Ya know, Ben, I used to have the same trouble with my bull, but I got it fixed really quick.""How did you get it fixed?" asked Ben."Well I just dipped my finger in the cow's vagina and rubbed it all over the bull's nose and he got right after her."Ben went home to the farm and decided to try it. He grabbed a cow, dipped his fingers in the cow's vagina and rubbed it all around the bull's nose.The bull got a rip roaring boner and immediately jumped on the cow.Ben was impressed. That night, he got into bed with his wife and can't get the effect on the bull out of his mind. As she lay sleeping, Ben dips his fingers into his wife's vagina and feeling that it was nice and wet, rubbed it all around his nose and got a rip roaring hard on.He quickly shook his wife awake and cried out, "Honey, look!"She rolled over, turned on the light and said, "You mean you woke me up in the middle of the night just to show me that you have a nosebleed?"=====A horny young woman named Kate,Had hoped for a really hot date.But despite lots of kissing,His erection was missing;So next time she'll just masturbate.</blockquote>

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