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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064605827" data-attributes="member: 14320">Behind The BushesTwo guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one turned to the other and said he needed to go to the bathroom. So they stopped the truck and he went behind the bushes. Then he came back and the other said "That was fast." "Well I need to take a shit but I've got nothing to wipe my ass with." The other answers, "That's easy just go on back, pull out a dollar, and wipe your ass with it." "O.K." he says as he goes back over to the bush. Later he comes back with a really upset look on his face and says "That was a terrible idea. Not only did I get SHIT all over my hands, I've got 4 Quarters Stuck up my ASS!"=====A blonde woman strode angrily into the large store, slapped apackage on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction.The clerk asked, "What's the problem? Wouldn't your cat eat them?" The woman's eyes got very large, and she whispered, "Do you mean to tell me that 'Pussy Treats' are for cats?"=====A boy askes his father "dad whats the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" His dad says "let me show you son"..so they sneak into the bedroom where the mom is sleeping....the father lifts up the sheets and points between the moms legs and whispers "thats a pussy son" and the boy says "oh yuck!" then the father whispers "Shhhhh! you'll wake up the cunt!" lol!!! =====There was a young man from Marsailles,Who lived on clap-juice and snails,When he couldn't afford these,He lived on the cheese,He scraped from his cock with his nails.=====Two gay guys and a straight were sitting in a hot tub when all the sudden a blob of cum floats to the top..the straight guy looks at the queers and asks "okay, which of you two farted?"</blockquote>

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