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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064604877" data-attributes="member: 14320">The New CultureAfter several years of serving the church in a far away land a priest is requested to report to his new assignment at a church in theSouth Bonx New York. Upon his arrival he set out immediately to learn the new culture by taking a walk down the street in plain clothes.On his way a loose looking woman approaches him and in a lowered voice says, "Hey Buddy... blow job 25 bucks."The priest glares at her confused and says "What's a blow job?..."The woman is just as confused and says "What are you a comedian!" and walks off.The priest undaunted walks on to the next block and again another seedy looking woman confronts him and again repeats, "Hey mister blow job 25 bucks."The priest quickly replies "What is this blow job!?"The woman looks at him surprised and thinking something's wrong hurries off.The priest now very curious returns to the church to ask anyone he can find what exactly this thing he's never heard of is. The first door he sees as he enters the church is that of Mother Superior.The priest knocks on the door and Mother Superior invites him in to take a seat.The priest looks at Mother Superior and says "I have a question - What is a blow job?"Mother Superior quickly goes to shut the door and upon returning to her seat she replies in a whisper...."Same as on the outside.... 25 Bucks.... "=====After having a very pleasant 69 with his girlfriend, Joe remembered he had a dentist appointment. He was afraid the Dentist would notice the smell of pussy on his breath, so he brushed his teeth, used dental floss, and also used a whole 4-oz. bottle of Listerine.As he arrived at the Dentist's office, he also ate a whole packet of strong mint Tic-Tacs.His turn came up and the Dentist told him to take a seat in the chair. Feeling confident and relaxed, he opened his mouth wide. The Dentist got close and asked, "So, you had a 69 before you came here, eh?"Joe asked, exasperated, "How did you know? Does my breath still smell like pussy?"The dentist replied, "No... you have a skid mark on your forehead."</blockquote>

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