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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064604284" data-attributes="member: 14320">Garden Of Eden"Adam," the heavenly voice called to the Garden of Eden, "what did you and Eve do today?""We ate some fruit, Lord," Adam said reverently."Did you eat of the forbidden tree?" asked God."Yes, Lord, we did," Adam confessed."And then what did you do?" God asked."We made mad, passionate love all afternoon.""Where is Eve now?" the Lord bellowed."She's down at the brook washing herself out.""Oh, no," the Lord moaned." Now all my fish are going to smell like PUSSY!"=====A man is celebrating his daughter’s 18TH birthday. And is pondering “I'm so glad this is my last damn child support payment.Month after month, year after year, those ...damn payments!”So he calls his girl to come over to his house and says,“Baby, I want you to do me a favor. Take this last check to over to your mom, and tell her this is the last damn check she's going to get from me.” Later I want you to tell me the expression on her face. The girl takes the check home and the following day comes back to her Dad’s house. He is anxious to hear what the bitch had to say and what she looked like, so he asked, " now what did she have to say?" His daughter says, she told me to tell you THAT YOUR AIN'T MY DADDY!=====A methodical fellow named Wade, Could recall every girl that he'd laid. He recorded each poke, Every thrust, every stroke, And precisely how much he'd been paid.</blockquote>

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