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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064604034" data-attributes="member: 14320">Sex ShopA young man went into a sex shop to buy some condoms, and a sales girl approached him.Sales girl: Can I help you, Sir?Young man: Yes, I want to buy some condoms.Sales girl: What size do you need, Sir?Young man: I didn't realize they came in different sizes. I don't know what size I would need.Sales girl: May I hold your penis to tell what size you would need? As she was holding the penis, she called for assistance: "Give me a SMALL one... Wait! Make it MEDIUM...Wait! Make it LARGE... Shit! Give me a TISSUE !!!" =====A young woman goes out drinking one night, something that she normally doesn't do, and she gets really plastered! The next morning she rolls over and discovers there is an elephant in bed with her! She looks at the elephant and says, "Oh no, I must have been really tight last night!" The elephant looks at her and waves his trunk a little and says, "Only the first time."=====A mortician who practiced in FifeMade love to the corpse of his wife."How could I know, Judge?She was cold, dinna budge --Just the same as she acted in life."</blockquote>

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