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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064603094" data-attributes="member: 14320">Mmmmm...mmmmmmmA young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvic examination.She puts on the paper gown and awaits him to come into the exam room.Doctor instructs her to get up onto the table and place her feet in the stirrups.As he is examining her she hears him saying "mmmm... mmmhmmm".He completes the examination, instructs her to dress and then meet him in his office when she is done.In his office she asks him if there was anything unusual that he observed during the exam because she could not help but hear his non-verbal comments."Oh, that" he says." I was just admiring you. You have the cleanest vaginal area that I have ever seen in all my years of practice."The young woman proudly smiled and replied, "Why thank you! I have a woman come in twice a week and clean it!"=====A young man in a public swimming pool was startled when his swimsuit fell off.He was in the deep end, and couldn't find it, no matter how desperately he looked.Perplexed, he went to the shallow end and tried to figure out what to do.As he stood there up to his chest in water and watched the young ladies in their bikinis, he was additionally stressed to realize that he now sported a raging hard on.Finally, he struck up a course of action. He jumped violently out of the water and shouted loudly, "Mad dog! Mad dog!"Although most of the others in the pool began screaming in fear, a lusty redhead took a more direct course of action.She tore off her bikini bottoms, flattened him on the ground and straddled him yelling, "Quick! Let me muzzle that son of a bitch before it gets away!"</blockquote>

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