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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064602765" data-attributes="member: 14320">Duck HuntingOne Friday night a man tells his wife that he is going duck huntingin the morning.She says, "I want to go too."He says, "NO... You are too hard to wake up."She begged him, "Please, Please. I promise I will wake up early."He says, "O.K. but if you wont get up, I'm going to screw you upthe ass or you are going to give me a blow job."She said, "I've got nothing to worry about because I will wake up."3:00am the next morning the alarm goes off. The man gets up and triesto wake up his wife. She's still laying there and he tells her thathe is going to take a shower and when he gets out she'd better be up.He gets out of the shower and she is still sleeping. He tells her heis going to give her one more chance to wake up. He has to go out andget their stuff and put the dogs in the truck and when he comes backin she has to be awake or she has to pay up. He's out there about30 minutes and when he comes back in his wife is snoring.He is pissed. He wakes her up.He said, "OK now what's it going to be? In the ass or a blow job?"She said, "all right... I can't take in the ass so I will give you ablow job."He pulls out his cock and she starts sucking on it.Then she begins to spit and spit. She says, "THAT TASTES LIKE SHIT!!!"He said, "Yeah, I know, the dogs didn't want to wake up either."=====Q: How can you tell the difference between a straight rodeoand a gay rodeo?A: At a straight rodeo they yell "Ride them suckers!</blockquote>

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