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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064602259" data-attributes="member: 14320">Aging...Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home. Sixty is the worstage to be," said the 60- year-old. You always feel like you have topee.And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!""Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. When you're seventy, youdon't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, yousit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!""Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all.""Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old."No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse ona flat rock; no problem at all.""Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?""No, I have one every morning at 6:30."With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get thisstraight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and poop every morning at 6:30. So what's so tough about being 80?""I don't wake up until 7:00."=====One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth, but with no scuba gear whatsoever. The diver went below another 20 feet, and the guy joined him a few minutes later. The diver went down 25 feet more, and minutes later, the same guy joined him.This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof chalkboard set,and wrote, "How the heck are you able to stay under this deepwithout equipment?"The guy took the board and chalk, erased what the diver had written,and wrote, ..."I'm drowning, you fucking moron...!"</blockquote>

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