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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064601632" data-attributes="member: 14320">ShipwreckedA redneck, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck.They found themselves stranded on a desert island. After being there awhile, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening towatch the sun set. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red withbeautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect nightfor romance.As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to theredneck. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the redneck took hisarm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued toenjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful womanthe redneck had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescuedher, and they slowly nursed her back to health. When the young maidenwas well enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual. Itwas another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentlebreeze; perfect for a night of romance.Pretty soon, the redneck started to get "those feelings" again. Hefought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned overto the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear... "Would youmind taking the dog for a walk?"</blockquote>

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