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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064601538" data-attributes="member: 14320">A British SailorA very naive British sailor is in a bar in London.He meets a wild girl, and she takes him upstairs. She takes off her pants and her panties.He looks between her legs, and he says, "What's that?"She says, "It's me lower mouth."He says, "What do you mean, your 'lower mouth'?"She says, "Just what I said, it's me lower mouth. It's got a mustache...it's got lips..."He says, "Has it got a tongue in it?"She says, "Not always." =====A very popular girl went to her doctor and found out that she was pregnant.The doctor says, "I know that you are not married! Do you know who the father of this baby is?"The girl thought and then asked, "Doc, if you ate a can of Baked Beans, would you know which bean made you FART?"=====A guy is suffering from severe headaches. The doctor says "I myself suffered from that same type of headache for many years. This is how I cured it: Every day I would give my wife oral sex. When she came she would squeeze her legs together with all her strength and the pressure would relieve the tension in my head. Try that every day for two weeks and come back and let me know how it goes". Two weeks go by and the man is back, "Well, how do you feel?" "Doc, I'm a new man! I feel great! I haven't had a headache since I started this treatment! I can't thank you enough. And, by the way you have a lovely home."</blockquote>

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