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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064601434" data-attributes="member: 14320">Family Of HillbilliesA typical family of hillbillies, Paw , Maw , Jethro and little Sally.One day, Jethro asked, "Paw, what is Sex?" Paw says, "Since you are abig boy I will show you." Paw hollers, "Maw get yourself in here!" Pawthen says,"Maw, take your clothes off and get on the bed. Now spreadyour legs. "Paw says,"Jethro see that thar little hole? Now watch this!"In the midst of Paw's demonstration Little Sally comes in and exclaims,"What is going on? "Jethro answers, "Paw is teaching me about sex."Little Sally asks, "What is Sex? "Jethro replies, "See that little holeon Paw? Now watch this!"====A big heavy set housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Come here quick, Mike! I'm paralyzed! I can't get up!"He comes in, takes a look, and says, "Stand up, you silly old bat.You're kneeling on one of your tits." =====Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.Q: Did you hear about the blonde that was treated at the emergency room for a concussion and severe head wounds?A: She tried to commit suicide by hanging herself with a bungee cord.Q: How can you tell a blonde had a bad day? A: Her tampon is behind her ear and she doesn't know what she did with her cigarette.</blockquote>

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