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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064601342" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>The Evils Of Sin</p><p></p><p>"A sermon", thought Father O'Flynn, </p><p>"I should write 'bout The Evils Of Sin... </p><p>But my mind is a blank, </p><p>So I'll sit here and wank, </p><p>'Til some new inspirations begin." </p><p></p><p>His housekeeper, taken aback, </p><p>Cried, "Oh Father! It's sinful to wack!" </p><p>So she whipped off her scanties, </p><p>(Her bra and her panties) </p><p>And guided him into her crack. </p><p></p><p>"Lord Jesus!" cried Father O'Flynn, </p><p>"Inspiration at last to begin!" </p><p>As his housekeeper dribbled </p><p>He grabbed paper and scribbled </p><p>His sermon: 'The Pleasures Of Sin'.</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A singer named Ursula Greville </p><p>Had a lousy affair with the devil </p><p>Her bush was so thick </p><p>It obstructed his prick </p><p>So he sent for the Barber of Seville</p><p>__________________________________</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064601342, member: 14320"] The Evils Of Sin "A sermon", thought Father O'Flynn, "I should write 'bout The Evils Of Sin... But my mind is a blank, So I'll sit here and wank, 'Til some new inspirations begin." His housekeeper, taken aback, Cried, "Oh Father! It's sinful to wack!" So she whipped off her scanties, (Her bra and her panties) And guided him into her crack. "Lord Jesus!" cried Father O'Flynn, "Inspiration at last to begin!" As his housekeeper dribbled He grabbed paper and scribbled His sermon: 'The Pleasures Of Sin'. ===== A singer named Ursula Greville Had a lousy affair with the devil Her bush was so thick It obstructed his prick So he sent for the Barber of Seville __________________________________ [/QUOTE]
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