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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064600978" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>The New Orgasm Implant</p><p></p><p>A recent news story detailed a medical implant which offers women the</p><p>chance to experience orgasms with the press of a button. Tiny electrodes</p><p>are implanted into the spine and a small signal generator in the skin</p><p>under the buttocks. The patient then controls the sensation with a</p><p>handheld remote.</p><p></p><p>Side Effects of the New Orgasm Implant:</p><p></p><p>1. Dramatic increase in the number of women seen hanging out at Radio Shack.</p><p></p><p>2. Cosmopolitan magazine folds due to a drastic shortage of cover</p><p>story headlines.</p><p></p><p>3. Dad: now surfs with two remotes</p><p>Mom: never complains</p><p>4. She never wants to cuddle anymore -- it's click, click, click, and she's out the door.</p><p></p><p>5. The Baptists hurriedly draft an extra Commandment.</p><p></p><p>6. Thanks to a malfunctioning garage door opener, you're looking at $600 bucks to fix the hole your wife kicked in the dashboard of your SUV.</p><p></p><p>7. The Energizer Bunny keeps coming and coming...</p><p></p><p>8. "Not tonight, Honey. I have a thumbache."</p><p></p><p>9. Finally, size really *doesn't* matter.</p><p></p><p>10. "I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I wasn't paying attention... I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I wasn't paying attention... I'm sorry..."</p><p></p><p>11. Every time your cell phone rings, you feel the uncontrollable urge to shout your surgeon's name.</p><p></p><p>12. Side effects? Who cares about... oh... *oh*... OH, GOD! YESSSSSS!!!!</p><p></p><p>13. In addition to "Mute" and "Favorite," the wildly popular Radio Shack</p><p>Ultimate Universal Remote now has a new button: "Big O."</p><p></p><p>14. Men no longer feel any responsibility toward satisfying their partner... errr,</p><p>never mind.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064600978, member: 14320"] The New Orgasm Implant A recent news story detailed a medical implant which offers women the chance to experience orgasms with the press of a button. Tiny electrodes are implanted into the spine and a small signal generator in the skin under the buttocks. The patient then controls the sensation with a handheld remote. Side Effects of the New Orgasm Implant: 1. Dramatic increase in the number of women seen hanging out at Radio Shack. 2. Cosmopolitan magazine folds due to a drastic shortage of cover story headlines. 3. Dad: now surfs with two remotes Mom: never complains 4. She never wants to cuddle anymore -- it's click, click, click, and she's out the door. 5. The Baptists hurriedly draft an extra Commandment. 6. Thanks to a malfunctioning garage door opener, you're looking at $600 bucks to fix the hole your wife kicked in the dashboard of your SUV. 7. The Energizer Bunny keeps coming and coming... 8. "Not tonight, Honey. I have a thumbache." 9. Finally, size really *doesn't* matter. 10. "I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I wasn't paying attention... I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I wasn't paying attention... I'm sorry..." 11. Every time your cell phone rings, you feel the uncontrollable urge to shout your surgeon's name. 12. Side effects? Who cares about... oh... *oh*... OH, GOD! YESSSSSS!!!! 13. In addition to "Mute" and "Favorite," the wildly popular Radio Shack Ultimate Universal Remote now has a new button: "Big O." 14. Men no longer feel any responsibility toward satisfying their partner... errr, never mind. [/QUOTE]
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