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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064600880" data-attributes="member: 14320">****** BY NATIONALITYWHITE WOMEN:First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.IRISH WOMEN:First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.Third Date: You both get piss drunk and have sex.20th Anniversary: You both get piss drunk and have sex.ITALIAN WOMEN:First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mama Mia makes spaghetti &meatballs.Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring.5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought ofhaving sex.6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.JEWISH WOMEN:First Date: You get dynamite head.Second Date: You get more great head.Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.POLISH WOMAN:First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.CHINESE WOMEN:First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner, nothing happens again.Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've alreadyrealized nothing is going to happen again.INDIAN WOMEN:First date: Meet her parents.Second date: Set the date of the wedding.Third date: Wedding night.BLACK WOMEN:First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.Third Date: You get to pay her rent.Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone else.MEXICAN WOMEN:First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, have sex in the back of her car.Second Date: She's pregnant.Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend, two sisters, her brother, all their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like it belongs somewherein the desert along the Rio Grande with chickens and goats in the front yard.</blockquote>

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