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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064600304" data-attributes="member: 14320">A French RestaurantA man went to a French restaurant. The menu was in French and he spoke no French. When the waiter asked his choice, he told the waiter to bring out the restaurant's specialty.The man had a truly fantastic meal.The waiter asked if the man wanted dessert. He responded that the waiter should bring out the restaurant's specialty.The waiter that it was the peach poosay, and he would order it for him.A short time later, a waitress came out with a covered silver platter. She took the cover off and there was a peach that had been quartered and pitted.The waitress proceeded to raise her skirt and take a piece of the peach and push it in and out of her vagina!She then picked up the rest of the pieces and did the same thing with them.The man called the waiter over an asked, "Am I actually expected to eat the peach after that?"The waiter responded, "Why, no, Monsieur. You eat the poosay."=====It was the first day of school, and the teacher was calling theroll. She came to a strange name. The boy's name was I P.P.Rainwater. She called it out. When the youngster stood up, theteacher demanded he tell her his real name, or leave her class.As he was leaving, he looked over at his younger brother and said,"Come on Shithead. She won't believe you either."</blockquote>

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