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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064599902" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Lil Red Riding Hood</p><p></p><p>One day lil red riding hood was walking through the forest when the wolf came out and said, "I'm gonna fuck your lil red socks off" Lil red riding hood, said, "no way" and kept on walking. After a while lil red riding hood took a small break from walking. The wolf said,</p><p>"I'm gonna fuck your lil red socks off" Lil red Riding hood replied,"No you aint" and kept walking on the path. She finally reached her Grandmas House and steped inside. The wolf was waiting for her. The wolf stated,"I'm gonna fuck your lil red socks off". Lil red riding hood replied,"The hell you are,Your gonna eat me just like the story goes.</p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A man walked in to his local butcher to find his regular butcher, John absent so he asks the manager, "Where's John?"</p><p></p><p>The manager tells the man that John was fired because he was found sticking his dick in the meat slicer"</p><p></p><p>Then the man asked, "Where is the meat slicer now?"</p><p></p><p>The butcher then replied, "I fired her too."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>All over the bed we did roam</p><p>I swear from my mouth I did foam</p><p>I was just fit to pop</p><p>When we both had to stop..</p><p>As a voice said "Hey honey, I'm home!!"</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Q. What is worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?</p><p>A. “Being fingered by Captain Hook.”</p><p>Q:What do a bungee jumper and a gay guy have in common?</p><p>A: If the rubber breaks they are both in deep shit!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064599902, member: 14320"] Lil Red Riding Hood One day lil red riding hood was walking through the forest when the wolf came out and said, "I'm gonna fuck your lil red socks off" Lil red riding hood, said, "no way" and kept on walking. After a while lil red riding hood took a small break from walking. The wolf said, "I'm gonna fuck your lil red socks off" Lil red Riding hood replied,"No you aint" and kept walking on the path. She finally reached her Grandmas House and steped inside. The wolf was waiting for her. The wolf stated,"I'm gonna fuck your lil red socks off". Lil red riding hood replied,"The hell you are,Your gonna eat me just like the story goes. ===== A man walked in to his local butcher to find his regular butcher, John absent so he asks the manager, "Where's John?" The manager tells the man that John was fired because he was found sticking his dick in the meat slicer" Then the man asked, "Where is the meat slicer now?" The butcher then replied, "I fired her too." ===== All over the bed we did roam I swear from my mouth I did foam I was just fit to pop When we both had to stop.. As a voice said "Hey honey, I'm home!!" ===== Q. What is worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper? A. “Being fingered by Captain Hook.” Q:What do a bungee jumper and a gay guy have in common? A: If the rubber breaks they are both in deep shit! [/QUOTE]
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