Menu
Home
Post Something
Forums
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
News & Features
The Marketplace
Cars for Sale
Engine and Performance
Chassis and Wheels
Exterior and Body
Interior and Cockpit
ICE - In Car Entertainment
Car Shops and Services
Toys and Wares
All Other Stuff
Jobs and Vacancies
Looking For
Members
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Reply to thread
See what others are reading now! Try Forums >
Current Activity
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Message
<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064599902" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Lil Red Riding Hood</p><p></p><p>One day lil red riding hood was walking through the forest when the wolf came out and said, "I'm gonna fuck your lil red socks off" Lil red riding hood, said, "no way" and kept on walking. After a while lil red riding hood took a small break from walking. The wolf said,</p><p>"I'm gonna fuck your lil red socks off" Lil red Riding hood replied,"No you aint" and kept walking on the path. She finally reached her Grandmas House and steped inside. The wolf was waiting for her. The wolf stated,"I'm gonna fuck your lil red socks off". Lil red riding hood replied,"The hell you are,Your gonna eat me just like the story goes.</p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A man walked in to his local butcher to find his regular butcher, John absent so he asks the manager, "Where's John?"</p><p></p><p>The manager tells the man that John was fired because he was found sticking his dick in the meat slicer"</p><p></p><p>Then the man asked, "Where is the meat slicer now?"</p><p></p><p>The butcher then replied, "I fired her too."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>All over the bed we did roam</p><p>I swear from my mouth I did foam</p><p>I was just fit to pop</p><p>When we both had to stop..</p><p>As a voice said "Hey honey, I'm home!!"</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Q. What is worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?</p><p>A. “Being fingered by Captain Hook.”</p><p>Q:What do a bungee jumper and a gay guy have in common?</p><p>A: If the rubber breaks they are both in deep shit!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064599902, member: 14320"] Lil Red Riding Hood One day lil red riding hood was walking through the forest when the wolf came out and said, "I'm gonna fuck your lil red socks off" Lil red riding hood, said, "no way" and kept on walking. After a while lil red riding hood took a small break from walking. The wolf said, "I'm gonna fuck your lil red socks off" Lil red Riding hood replied,"No you aint" and kept walking on the path. She finally reached her Grandmas House and steped inside. The wolf was waiting for her. The wolf stated,"I'm gonna fuck your lil red socks off". Lil red riding hood replied,"The hell you are,Your gonna eat me just like the story goes. ===== A man walked in to his local butcher to find his regular butcher, John absent so he asks the manager, "Where's John?" The manager tells the man that John was fired because he was found sticking his dick in the meat slicer" Then the man asked, "Where is the meat slicer now?" The butcher then replied, "I fired her too." ===== All over the bed we did roam I swear from my mouth I did foam I was just fit to pop When we both had to stop.. As a voice said "Hey honey, I'm home!!" ===== Q. What is worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper? A. “Being fingered by Captain Hook.” Q:What do a bungee jumper and a gay guy have in common? A: If the rubber breaks they are both in deep shit! [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
The Marketplace Latest
Honda city JSracing gtwing spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Honda civic fd ~car spray(Ferrari red)
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Honda jazz fit gk flrs body kit
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F10 ~M5 front skirt lip with glossy black
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Kia Forte gtwing spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F30 M3 front skirt lip
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Proton Saga VVT Evo Front Bonnet Hood
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Perodua bezza gear up body kit/spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F10 ~M5 front bumper set ~M5 kidney grille...
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW f30 mad style front skirt lip
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Posts refresh every 5 minutes
Cleaner Greener Penang event 12.11.11
https://www.zerotohundred.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/393475_10150933330465352_902185351_21708233_834009132_n.jpg
After a long thunderstorm night from the previous meet on 11.11.11, we gathered our cars in the...
Need Advise for Tial Wastegate
I am looking forward to get a Tial 38mm wastegate, but it came with "bar" standard. 0.5 bar and 1bar...now how do i determine which to get?
EV1 or TV2 Skyline GTT
Hi, have anyone see any yellow(EV1) or Bayside Blue(TV2) Skyline GTT in kl or malaysia? just wonder as most of the GTT in KL that i saw is white and some black.
Recent Posts
Darker Design : Mercedes-Benz Launches GLA Nightfall Edition in Malaysia
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Honda Malaysia Doubles Down on Hybrids: New CR-V Launches with Dual e:HEV...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
BateriHub Reaches 200-Store Milestone, Becomes Malaysia’s Largest...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Been stalking for 3 years edy
Started by
dheepadarshan95
Introduction and Newbies
Recommendation: Turbocharger for 4B11 N.A engine
Started by
Mitevo7
Car Modification
Search
Online now
Enjoying Zerotohundred?
Log-in
for an ad-less experience
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...