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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064598959" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Roommates</p><p></p><p>These three teenage girls were roommates. One Friday night</p><p>right after the semester started they all had all gone out</p><p>on dates, and by chance all came home at about the same</p><p>time. </p><p></p><p>The first one came in and said with a smug look on her</p><p>face, "You know you've been on a good date when you come</p><p>home with your hair all messed up." </p><p></p><p>The second one laughed at her and said, "No, no, that's</p><p>nothing! You know you've been on a good date when you come</p><p>home with your makeup all smeared."</p><p></p><p>The third one sat quiet with a blank stare on her face and</p><p>didn't say a thing for a few minutes. Then she reached</p><p>under her skirt, removed her panties and threw them against</p><p>the wall, where they stuck with a loud noise.</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Two Italian nuns are riding their rickety old bikes down the back</p><p>streets of Rome late one afternoon. As it turns dusk, the</p><p>increasing darkness starts making one of the nuns a little nervous.</p><p>She leans over to the other and says, "You know, I've never come</p><p>this way before." The other nun replies, "It's the cobblestones."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064598959, member: 14320"] Roommates These three teenage girls were roommates. One Friday night right after the semester started they all had all gone out on dates, and by chance all came home at about the same time. The first one came in and said with a smug look on her face, "You know you've been on a good date when you come home with your hair all messed up." The second one laughed at her and said, "No, no, that's nothing! You know you've been on a good date when you come home with your makeup all smeared." The third one sat quiet with a blank stare on her face and didn't say a thing for a few minutes. Then she reached under her skirt, removed her panties and threw them against the wall, where they stuck with a loud noise. ===== Two Italian nuns are riding their rickety old bikes down the back streets of Rome late one afternoon. As it turns dusk, the increasing darkness starts making one of the nuns a little nervous. She leans over to the other and says, "You know, I've never come this way before." The other nun replies, "It's the cobblestones." [/QUOTE]
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