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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064598571" data-attributes="member: 14320">PerhapsOne day the teacher says, "OK, class, we are going to play a game today. I want everyone to give me a sentence with the word 'PERHAPS' in it."David says, "Perhaps if we are good, the teacher won't give us any homework!" The teacher says, "Very good David."Mary says, "The sky is very dark.....perhaps it is going to rain!" The teacher says, "Very good Mary."She then asks dirty Johnny at the back of the classroom if he has any sentences.Johnny says, "Yesterday, when I got home from school, my sister and her music teacher both had their pants down to their ankles. Perhaps they were going to shit on the piano!"=====Little Johnny was in the maths class one day when the teacher singled him out."If I gave you $20," the teacher began, "and you gave $5 to Mary, $5 to Sally and $5 to Susan, what would you have?"Johnny thought for a moment and answered, "An orgy, sir!"~~What did the teacher do for the girl who was having trouble with sex education?He kept her in class and pounded it into her!</blockquote>

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