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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064598460" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Playing Up A Tree</p><p></p><p>A little girl was playing up a tree near a church.</p><p></p><p>The priest was taking a walk when he happened to look up the tree and saw the little girl.</p><p></p><p>She had no panties on, so he called her down and gave her two dollars to buy a pair of panties.</p><p></p><p>The girl was so happy that she ran home and told her mother about it.</p><p></p><p>The next day, when the priest was taking his daily walk, he looked up the same tree and saw the young girl's mother up there. She had no panties on, either.</p><p></p><p>He called her down and gave her two dollars to buy a razor!</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p>Two gays are driving down the street when they see a dog on the side of the road licking his prick. "I sure wish I could do that," said the one gay. To which the other replied,</p><p>"Don't you think you ought to pet him first??"</p><p>=====</p><p>You've heard the VISA slogan, "it's everywhere you want to be."</p><p>I guess that means there are a lot of women walking around with credit cards up their cunts.</p><p>=====</p><p>Q: Why do doctors spank babies when they are born?</p><p>A: To knock the dicks off the dumb ones.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064598460, member: 14320"] Playing Up A Tree A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was taking a walk when he happened to look up the tree and saw the little girl. She had no panties on, so he called her down and gave her two dollars to buy a pair of panties. The girl was so happy that she ran home and told her mother about it. The next day, when the priest was taking his daily walk, he looked up the same tree and saw the young girl's mother up there. She had no panties on, either. He called her down and gave her two dollars to buy a razor! ===== Two gays are driving down the street when they see a dog on the side of the road licking his prick. "I sure wish I could do that," said the one gay. To which the other replied, "Don't you think you ought to pet him first??" ===== You've heard the VISA slogan, "it's everywhere you want to be." I guess that means there are a lot of women walking around with credit cards up their cunts. ===== Q: Why do doctors spank babies when they are born? A: To knock the dicks off the dumb ones. [/QUOTE]
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