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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064598353" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>The Postman</p><p></p><p>There once was a postman who had delivered the mail to the same neighborhood and the </p><p>same route for over 35 years.</p><p>This was to be his last day before he retired. </p><p>He neared the last house on the route, which happened </p><p>to be the home of Judy, a 35 year old married woman named Judy with a somewhat questionable reputation.</p><p></p><p>As he walked up the steps to the front door, Judy greeted him in a very </p><p>sexy and thin red teddy with lace.</p><p>"Is this your last day, postman?" She asked in a low and sultry voice.</p><p>He could barely nod his reply. "Y-yes, I am retiring today." </p><p>He managed to stammer. "Well, come in for a minute won't you?" And how could he refuse? </p><p>They spent hours in heated sex.</p><p>After wards, Judy fixed him a breakfast of steak and eggs, hash browns, the works.</p><p>And then as the postman was dressing and getting ready to </p><p>leave, Judy handed him a farewell card, in which he found 5 dollars. </p><p>At this point, the postman gave her a somewhat puzzled look and said, </p><p>"I don't get it, Judy, first you fuck my brains out, then you cook me a breakfast </p><p>fit for a king, and then you only give me 5 dollars??? What's up with that?" </p><p>"Well."said Judy. "Last night I told my husband you were retiring, And I asked him </p><p>what we should do.</p><p>He said 'Fuck him, give him 5 dollars.' The breakfast was my idea."</p></blockquote><p></p>

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