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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064598006" data-attributes="member: 14320">Measure Your DillyWackerUsing the keyboard to measure your DillyWhacker 1. Disrobe and stand by your keyboard. Rest your left testicle in the rounded hollow on top of the "1" key. Rest your right testicle in the key immediately below that (the Q key on a standard keyboard, probably something different on the Dvorak keyboard. You lumberjacks may have to use the A or even the Z key). 2. Grasp your thing in your right hand and slap it firmly across the number key row on your keyboard. (For instance, my result is ``1234567890-+'' the backspace key removes the .) 3. Place a copy of the June, 2008 Playboy open to the centerfold at a distance of 2.5 feet. Rest your thing on the keyboard and stare intently at the girl pictured for five minutes or until your feet leave the ground. Repeat the above test. Cautions 1. Do not attempt this test after swimming. You will skew the results. 2. Black men may wish to use a special extended keyboard, or place two keyboards end to end. 3. If you try this test on a public keyboard, you may want to swab it down with alcohol first. 4. On some keyboards, severe sparking may result. Be sure to keep a fire extinguisher handy, and DON'T BE AFRAID TO USE IT. Test can also be used to diagnose some genital disorders. Test Results Diagnosis 1 -- You suffer from Short Penis Syndrome 12367 -- You have a strange gap in your penis 12efgbn -- Your penis has a right hand bend; sometimes called Jerker's Lean. 12wgui,l=]\ -- Seek immediate medical care.=====Mary had a little skirtSplit right up the sidesAnd every time she wore that skirtThe boys could see her thighsShe also had another skirtSplit right up the frontBut she never wore that skirtBecause you could see her cunt</blockquote>

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