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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064597810" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>New Years Poem</p><p></p><p>T'was the month after Christmas, and all through the house</p><p>Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.</p><p></p><p>The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste</p><p>At the holiday parties had gone to my waist.</p><p></p><p>When I got on the scales there arose such a number!</p><p>When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber).</p><p>I'd remember the marvelous meals I'd prepared;</p><p>The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,</p><p></p><p>The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese</p><p>And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please."</p><p>As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt</p><p>And prepared once again to do battle with dirt.</p><p></p><p>I said to myself, as I only can</p><p>"You can't spend a winter disguised as a man!"</p><p></p><p>So--away with the last of the sour cream dip,</p><p>Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip</p><p>Every last bit of food that I like must be banished</p><p>'Till all the additional ounces have vanished.</p><p></p><p>I won't have a cookie--not even a lick.</p><p>I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick.</p><p>I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie,</p><p>I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.</p><p></p><p>I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore---</p><p>But isn't that what January is for?</p><p>Unable to giggle, no longer a riot.</p><p>Happy New Year to all</p><p>and to all a good diet!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064597810, member: 14320"] New Years Poem T'was the month after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste At the holiday parties had gone to my waist. When I got on the scales there arose such a number! When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber). I'd remember the marvelous meals I'd prepared; The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared, The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please." As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt And prepared once again to do battle with dirt. I said to myself, as I only can "You can't spend a winter disguised as a man!" So--away with the last of the sour cream dip, Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip Every last bit of food that I like must be banished 'Till all the additional ounces have vanished. I won't have a cookie--not even a lick. I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick. I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie, I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry. I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore--- But isn't that what January is for? Unable to giggle, no longer a riot. Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet! [/QUOTE]
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